Joe Coons
Just because you write a boating column doesn't mean you're infallible!
I met my comeuppance on Opening day, in a scene that was reportedly captured on video for all to see later . . . after I was safely out of the harbor on my way to a weekend overnight destination. Here's the story:
This year was my last as one of the "up front" boats at the ceremonies, and I was tucked into the corner of the main float and the visitors' dock, with my boat's stern against the float and its port side against the dock. To starboard, aft, was Commodore Dick Montag's beautiful "The Egg and I".
My plan, in order to get promptly out of the tight spot, was to have a starboard stern line secured aft to the float, so that upon engaging the port engine "forward", the bow would swing out, and I could then exit quietly and gracefully.
So much for plans! As skipper, I made several bad decisions that ruined my scheme. As I engaged the engine, the stern swung slightly to starboard, bumped Dick's boat, and resulted in a "bang" and a "scrape", but fortunately, no damage after all. But I would have been sick if I had hurt that beautiful flagship; banging up my own wouldn't have been so great, either!
My mistakes were dumb ones, but typical of most errors that cause boating accidents. Let me be specific:
Well, I guess we all need a reminder of our fallibility now and again to get us back into the disciplines of careful and successful boat handling. I'm now trying to reassess my plans before implementation every time I operate a boat.
I thought you might learn from my error; I just wish it wasn't on video tape!
Have a great, safe summer!
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